Me: Okay . . . He created the world.
Addison: Really? You mean, He created everything? He created pants?
Me: Well, He created people who could make pants. But when He created people, they didn't wear any clothes.
Addison: They were naked?
Me: Yeah. They weren't embarrassed to be naked when God created them.
Addison: They were once all the other people could see their privates.
Me: No, they weren't embarrassed until they sinned.
Addison: Did they have privates?
Me: Yes . . . but I guess they weren't that private at the time. But after they sinned, they were ashamed.
Addison: I know what they wore: animal skins.
Me: Well, God gave them animal skins, but at first they just wore leaves.
Addison: They wore leaves on their privates?
Me: Do you want to watch a show on TV?