Once upon a time there were three Democrat pigs who received rich inheritance from their wealthy investment banker mother who manipulated a loophole in the tax code to completely evade any estate taxes. They all went off to save the world.
They went in together and bought a foreclosed mansion at auction. They outfitted the place to serve as their central campaign office--the oldest was running for president! Just as they began their first meeting, they heard a knock on the door.
"Little Pigs, Little Pigs, let me in!" roared the Big Bad Wolf.
"Umm . . . why?" asked the youngest pig who had run to the door to greet his guest.
"I'm hungry," said the BBW.
The second pig asked his big brother, "What should we do?"
The oldest pig responded without delay, "Invite him in without any preconditions!"
The youngest pig smiled, opened the door, and said, "Well then, we shall feed you!"
And they did.
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