Quote from watching a few minutes of America's Got Talent tonight:
"I think Vegas is looking for a new Elvis."
Commercials to make fun of:
The ones about genital herpes. It's its own punchline, really.
Saying sorry like "soary"
Learning process at the moment:
It's a tossup between Colin trying to walk and Addison trying to ride a training-wheel-free bike.
Olympian of all time:
Mary Lou Retton, hands down. No, wait. Hands up.
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