Okay, the change for today is officially boring. Quick Sidenote: it's really funny hearing someone say "Bayer Aspirin." The "pirin" really tends to get lost. Sidenote over.
Back to today's boring new change. I'm going to get to bed by 10:30. I know that's not exciting, but truth be told, it's not like I'm fighting crime after 10:30. I just need more sleep. I've been averaging under five hours for the past . . . I don't even want to think about it. So it's time for me to change that particular habit. It might change my whole life. Who knows? Maybe I will start fighting crime.
Also, people in BowFlex commercials scare me. I'm not worried they'll beat me up, but they make me realistically afraid of alien life forms. I mean come on, there's no earthly explanation for how someone can have muscles that sculpted and teeth that white.
So . . . yeah, I'm going to bed earlier. Time to watch me some Super Bowl. (Yeah, that's right NFL, I said Super Bowl. Not the big game. Super. Bowl. Sue me.)
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