This one is entirely from Addison after a couple of jumps over Colin, lying helplessly on the floor. I told him to give me ten reasons why he shouldn't jump over his brother. They came surprisingly quickly. No one was hurt in the making of this list . . . this time.
10. He could die.
9. He could get hurt.
8. He could get a bandage put on him.
7. He could cry.
6. He could get put in the river.
5. You don't need to.
4. Because you don't, because.
3. You don't want to.
2. Mommy and Daddy said not to.
1. Mommy and Daddy will be mad at you.
Other random Addisonisms from this evening:
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are "Jaminja Turtles."
- He picked up the phone tonight and said, "What's Grandma's number? I wanna call and see how Grandpa's doing."
- He calls his pirate bath toy, "Ben Wallace." This picture should explain everything: