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Thursday, December 20, 2007

Overheard . . . pt. 3

"How do turtles pee?"
- Addison

How do turtles pee? I just read about it here (don't follow this link unless you really want to know, it's kind of gross) and I still have no idea how to answer that question. I never thought about it until now. As it turns out, a turtle's got a very complicated back door.

From what I can tell, the best answer is that they pee in the pool.


  1. I am sure this is on the lineup for a future Wonder Pets episode.


  2. Yeah, something like . . .

    Ming Ming

    This is serious.

    I've got an infection,

    In my ureter!

    . . . or . . .

    Lenny, Tuck, and Ming Ming, too. We're Wonder Pets and we can't poo. What's gonna work? Magneeesia Milk. What's gonna work? Mageeesia Milk.

    I really wish there was a product name that rhymed better there, but what can you do? With the writers' strike still going, this episode could happen.


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